Urban Knaves of Grain Club Song

by Chris Watson
(to the tune of Auld Lang Syn)
 

We brew the stuff
We drink the stuff
We're Urban Knaves of Grain
And if we did not have our beer
We would probably go insane.

Thank god for beer
Thank god for beer
Thank god for hops and malt
And if we should run out of beer
It is our own dammed fault.

First performed by the composer at the UKG meeting on April 25, 2002.